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Sunday, 21 February 2016

Give us a choice!

Oniranu

Just lying on my bed, reflecting on the everyday shii that an average nigerian teen passes through.
For a guy, ure stuck with responsibility. Do this, do that. Don't do this, don't do that. There are some whose cases can only be labelled as 'omo-get-insideness'. I mean, imagine this routine.

'Home=>School=>Home '.

You're not allowed to visit friends or invite friends over.
You're not allowed to express yourself.
If you're a girl and ure caught receiving calls from Boys.... Just start writing your will.
Or a boy looks at you too long... Ur own don done niyen.
On top wetin?... This method seriously affects later in life. I have personally seen a lot of cases in which 'butty'  children, when they get their first taste of freedom are insatiable. Don't get me wrong, I feel what those parents are trying to do, but.... One day, this child ure enforcing your will on will grow up, and you won't be able to flog him when he doesn't see things your way.
I personally believe the best way go train a child is to lay out his choices before him. Explain the individual merits and demerits of each choices. Explain the long-term and short-term benefits of each, and let him choose. We're not all stupid na.
You stressing that she must not have a boyfriend. You never explained why. You stressing that he must not drink, you never explained why. Gone are the days when u use thick voice on your children and they become docile. Now, parents are being sued to court by their kids. Give us choices, alternatives. Trust us. Build our confidence.
Don't say, 'don't have a boyfriend, say this I what will happen if you have a boyfriend'.
Don't say 'Don't leave the house, say, tell me where you're going and who you wanna visit'

Give us a choice!

Sunday, 14 February 2016

Val????.... Ugh!!

Oniranu

Val's day was a pretty big sham,  on my part sha.
Yeah I said sham, not shame.
Spent the whole day watching baes and boos saunter by while I looked on. Mostly spent the whole day hostel 'renovating'.
But I noticed something really special bout this Val. There are not many opportunities to celebrate love, so the little chance people get to do it, they jump in, totally.
But let's face it, it's a time for d baes to drain their boo's pockets. Lol. I'm being honest girl. You're made him spend, even if twaz just to show he appreciates you. I personally don't believe In all that shii up there, buh, you get my drift.

No get Belle o!!

I remain qhidi phantom Nova

Night y'all

Tuesday, 9 February 2016

Dealing With Karishika Type Of Girls

Oniranu

Dealing With Karishika Type Of Girls
Dear men/women
Please, read this piece!
When you live among black people, it does not
mean everything is bad but I must confess, there
are people with black souls! We all can
remember the story of Adam and Eve right? Any
ways, God said both of them were at fault!! So,
we should forget about that but if I'm to judge
here, look, I will free the man and punish the
lady!
My brothers and sisters, there are still Eves
around us o, especially in Nigeria! Sometimes I
begin to wonder if the type of ladies sent to
Nigeria are of different species! Like seriously,
don't try Nigerian ladies! That was how my home
boy Phyno sang one hot song like that
with Falz. The two guys were singing from
experience. Well, here is the chorus for that
song: Karishika
"Killer with the flow and nobody sicker
The money and the fame now coming quicker
Queen of the coast don dey find the nigga
Lord save me from Karishika "
Dear men, that last line of the Chorus should be
your daily prayer o
Now, who are Karishika type of girls?
Karishikas are ladies who are there to frustrate
you, make your life silly, waste your time, energy
and money. Their mission is to sink you just like
Eve sank her hubby! These girls are destiny
killers! They are here to steal, kill and destroy.
Funny enough, they are recording massive
success. They are regularly updating their
database with names of men who became their
victims. I escaped one recently and I will share
the experience soonest! No wonder there are so
many guys out there who don't even know where
they are coming from not to talk of knowing
where they are going! No wonder the greatest
achievement of many guys remains the
countless number of girls they slept with under
10 years! My brother, by the time you will realize
where you are, you will need GM of RCCG to fast
for you for 40 days.
Is your bae a Karishika?
Okay, here are characteristics of Karishikas, I'm
not saying your bae is a Karishika o!
She is madly in love with your money, nothing
else matters to her except your money
To her, only se..x, se..x, se..x, se..x, se..x, se..x,
no plans, no future, nothing nothing and my guy
will be forming boss, bro, you're flexing with
Karishika o.
Her pot is wide, so wide that you are now
considering joystick enlargement! That babe
must have spirit of different babas inside of her.
She does not encourage you to invest, further
your career, education etc.
You're married but she is still 'bedding' you...oga,
she is a Karishika o.
Today she is beautiful, tomorrow she is ugly, just
like that...like she is a spirit...
Your heart keeps disturbing you about her
Karishika nature...don't argue with your heart,
just run.
Her dressing usually reminds you of queen
Jezebel in the bible.
How to deal with a Karishika
Once you have noticed she is a Karishika, just
run for your life! Best of all, go for those ladies
that will surely make you sweat! Those girls that
will surely say NO to many things. Fear cheap
girls, they sell expensive spirits and diseases! It
is not everything skirt that you must spread
wide! It's not food. Remember, there are so
many Karishikas in Nigeria.
Take Note: there are some Karishikas you create
for your self, for instance, you woo an innocent
girl and she falls for you, you impregnate her and
abandon her, you have created a Karishika for
your self and it will surely hunt you for life. Kama
is real my brothers. We have to be careful of
what we do in our youth days. Lord save us from
Karishika.

- source: http://
iamkingsleyokoro.blogspot.com.ng/2015/10/
dealing-with-karishika-type-of-
ladies.html#sthash.jjIudEWq.dpuf

Thursday, 4 February 2016

My new Crush!!

Oniranu

Yippee!!

School shii in a few days, can't wait to start the huzzle and stress, lol. Today is all bout crushes. Yeah , what exactly is 'crush??'
Of course there are lots of crazy definitions for this concept the crux of which we can all agree that it is DEFINITELY  not love!
When does a crush start to get unhealthy??
. When u stalk the person on every social media created by man
. When u obsess totally and completely bout someone who probably doesn't notice you
. When ur every waking moment (and sleeping ones too) is filled with thoughts bout this somebody.

Believe me, there are numerous symptoms of 'crushing'

I have a crush!
Met her on Tuesday.... She rocks.

Look at me thinking bout her

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