The First day of the rest of my life

Okay...
The first thing you should know before reading is that I'm awesome.
Good.
Now that that's settled, lemme Introduce myself.
My name is G****n Aw****I, buh just call me ghidi. Born and bred in Lagos (really cliché, yeah I know), that's all.
Currently in Ibadan sef, bout to resume 100lvl in a really awesome school (name withheld).
Why am I telling you this??
Iono...just feel like jarey.
I'm bored..., and that's saying something, even for me. I'm baeless (I don't have a girlfriend, but in case u wanna apply, just put ur WhatsApp number in the comment box), jobless (hey,its not my fault okay??), and very broke (I accept all blame for this one).
I'm bout to start a new chapter in my life and I feel like documenting it, hence the droll title.
Believe me,it can only get better from here henceforth.

I remain crazyghidi